A headline in the Police Briefs section of our paper reads, "Police search for mulch spreader on the loose." I just hate it when those machines get separated from their tractors and wander off on their own. Oh wait. Someone cut open mulch bags outside of a supermarket and spread the mulch in front of the door. I can't even think of what this was about. And finally the paper makes sense or at least the person who placed the Found ad makes sense.
Parrot: Found small parrot. Owner can be claimed by parrot.
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